(apologies to Monty Python)
I have been negligent in the reporting of my personal life, a fact that has gone without notice by all of my readers, I have noted. Self-absorbed bastards.
I want to tell you about the time Jessica and I drove out into the woods and (tree huggers, cover your ears) tree-napped a completely unsuspecting tree, strapped it atop the Liberty, dragged it home, and made it stand in the corner of our living room holding all manner of lights and shiny objects.
Ahh, I remember it like it was last week. Actually, it was last week. Sunday, to be precise.
The Plan was...