I have to admit to being somewhat disgusted by the rash of celebrities auctioning off personal items for charity. The latest is Britney Spears, who has announced she will be auctioning off clothing and other personal effects and donating the proceeds to hurricane victims.
In other words, Britney, surely a millionaire many times over, is apparently too fucking cheap to donate her own money to these charities, she instead is offering to donate YOURS.
Only in America can giving someone else's money away seem like charity. God bless us.
Don't get me started on that fucktard Sean Penn. The guy who insisted that his presence in New Orleans after Katrina was wrongly portrayed as a publicity stunt, yet paid for a photographer to document his efforts:
With the boat loaded with members of Penn's entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: "How are you going to get any people in that thing?"