When I bought my house in Oklahoma I bought a special fridge. It is all fridge, no freezer. My decision was universally mocked. “Dumbest thing ever”, it was called by one friend in particular. “Where do you keep the ice?“ they said. To which I replied: “Who puts ice in beer?“
My friends don't always appreciate my vision. See, I had a special plan for this fridge. Yes, precious, I did.
Now my vision has been realized, and I just have one thing to say to you naysayers: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!
Actually, I have a second thing to say: “How about a Corona?”