Took longer than I expected for ComCast to bring my business-class Internet connection into the house, but I'm back online as of tonight.
Oh, and for the record, my Chrysler transfered my data at the rate of 230Kb/s. It would have been faster, but the 98mph speeding ticket I got on the way through Colorado spooked me for the rest of the trip. I spent the rest of the drive going about 5mph over the speed limit.